> WELCOME TO CRAPPY LXC_

This is not AWS. This is not DigitalOcean.

This is a Banana Pi M1 sitting in a living room somewhere in Brazil, running tiny Linux Containers (LXC).

It's cheap. It's decentralized. It might go offline if someone unplugs the wrong cable. Like my son.

CRAPPY LXC: WHERE YOUR APP LIVES DANGEROUSLY

If you need 99.9% Uptime, go to AWS.
If you want to run your trashy bots for pennies on a board that gets hotter than a clothes iron, you are in the right place!

> WE ONLY ACCEPT PAYMENTS IN POLYGON (POL). ZERO KYC.

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